Have A Perfect Day With Lou Reed’s iPhone App [IPhone Apps]
What does Lou Reed have to do with the iPhone, apart from his songs being sold on iTunes? Better sit down and brace yourself for the coming news—he's designed an app. For the nearsighted.
Ok, so it's not just for the nearsighted, with the Lou Zoom app promising to "bring style and clarity to your contacts." Cutting the rockstar hyperbole, it increases the size of the contact name, displaying it in a stark white-on-black effect. As it's only $2, why don't you go for a walk on the wild side, and download it? Oh, don't be so vicious. [Lou Zoom via Wired]
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INFLU: The Flu Collector™ [Health]
Swine flu: do you have it yet? No? Well why not? You need to get yourself an INFLU mask, stat.
The INFLU is like any of the others masks the paranoid public is wearing to combat H1N1, except that it's not for total pussies:
Plan your sickness, develop antibodies for the flu and strengthen your immune system the natural way. The INFLU flu collector mask increases the prospect of getting the Swine flu (H1N1) as well as the regular seasonal flu with several hundred percent.
Your planned immunity comes by way of a battery-powered fan, which "increases the intake of viruses in ambient air through the respiratory system."

There is no flaw with this: the plan, or the joke. [INFLU via Nerdcore via Neatorama]
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INFLU: The Flu Collector™ [Health]