Teen Accidentally Texts Sheriff In Search of Weed [Bad Ideas]
When texting one's drug dealer, certain rules of etiquette apply: Don't explicitly name the product. Keep any identifying personal details out of it. And make sure you're not accidentally texting your local sheriff. Whoops! More
Do Not Propose With This LCD Ring Box [Bad Ideas]
Imagine the look on your girlfriend's face as you pull out this ringbox. Extreme happiness, segueing into extreme disgust, as she realizes you went to the trouble of presenting your proposal on video, shown on the inbuilt 2" LCD. [Gadgeteer] More
The Dangers of Keyboard Tossing [Bad Ideas]
When you're tossing a keyboard as far as you can across an empty lot, you've got a few technique options: double-handed-over-shoulder, single-hand-sidearm, or the risky cord-sling-directly-into-camera-lens. More
Our Worst Nightmare Realized: Subway Stations and Tracks To Have Cell Service, Wi-Fi [Bad Ideas]
Not only will the city's subway stations be rigged to support your handheld electronic devices, but chatty citizens will be allowed to make calls in between stops, too. Is there anything worse than this? More
Count Machine Onahole Counts How Fast You Can Pleasure Yourself (NSFW) [BadIdeas]
Count Machine Onahole is a Japanese device that is essentially a Fleshlight attached to a counting mechanism, so you can see how many pumps you can get in in under a minute. Oh, dear. More
BP’s Photoshopped Crisis Command Center Is Terrible On Every Level [BadIdeas]
This image was posted on BP's main website until yesterday. Look at all of those people working so hard to stem the oil disaster! Now look a little closer. Now be appalled that it's egregiously—and very, very poorly—photoshopped. More
BP’s Photoshopped Crisis Command Center Is Terrible On Every Level [BadIdeas]
This image was posted on BP's main website until yesterday. Look at all of those people working so hard to stem the oil disaster! Now look a little closer. Now be appalled that it's egregiously—and very, very poorly—photoshopped. More
The RIAA Spent $58 Million Suing File Sharers, Got 2% Back [BadIdeas]
How much of a failure was the RIAAs campaign of ridiculous lawsuits of file sharers? How does a measly 2% return on a $58 million investment sound? That's good business right there. More
OK, This 3D Business Is Getting Out of Hand [Bad Ideas]
This week's issue of Time Out New York is all in 3D. No more, please! I beg of you! More








